A collection of fanfics where Bilbo is the babysitter of Fili and Kili.
Works in series:3
Bilbo, babysitter to the little monsters Fili and Kili, finds his quiet life in utter shambles when the madness of the Durin family begins to attract itself to him.
Part 1 of Babysitter!AU
It's only the sixth and Bilbo officially already hates the Christmas season. There's only so many times he can listen to Fili and Kili sing Ding Dong Merrily On High out of tune before he brains himself on the coffee table.
Part 5 of Babysitter!AU
“I’m not the stupid one- you know why? Because you were the one who came up with the idea of soaking Thrandy’s clothes in gasoline while they were drying on the line.” “I didn’t know they were going to have a barbeque in the backyard, did I? What am I, psychic?” “The whole washing line set on fire, Kili.” “Oh, shut up and help me up.” They both managed to scramble to their feet before slowly opening the door and peering out of the supply closet they’d been hiding in. A bright light shone over their faces, blinding them, and someone cleared their throat before speaking out. “Evening, gentlemen.” Fili looked up at the security guard. “Oh, shit.”
Part 6 of Babysitter!AU