Mr. Laufeyson is the most popular teacher at Lakewood Elementary School, where Mobius's sons are students.
He's not just popular among the children, though. He's an even bigger hit among the parents...especially the single ones on the hunt for a Mr. Right.
Mobius isn't ashamed to admit he counts himself among the man's many, many admirers, but he also has no delusions that he could ever win the beautiful and intelligent Mr. Laufeyson's interest and attention.
Because that would be impossible...right?