Crowley is entering his pig into the prestigious Tadfield Pig Racing Championships and has no doubt that his beloved Princess will do amazingly well. His plan is to avoid speaking to other people as much as humanly possible, after all, it's not like he's trying to make friends. Things don't exactly go according to plan when he meets the ridiculously handsome and lovely Aziraphale, who also has a pig in the competition, and who keeps finding him between the races to talk to him. As they get to know each other better, their pigs start getting very closely acquainted too...