“Don’t you know who I am?”
“I’m sorry, have we met?”
In which Dean is a rock star who expects to be recognized everywhere, and Castiel doesn’t listen to the radio.
Castiel is a grim reaper – and a very experienced one at that. He has negotiated thousands of deals to keep the balance of souls, acquiring years of life energy from mortals who have too many years in their life span, and has passed it onto those who have less. But even Castiel isn’t prepared when he accidentally convinces a mortal called Dean Winchester to give him his soul, and with it, a complete control of his life.
Starting his second year of college, Castiel is tired of being alone, and makes a conscious attempt at making friends. It's just as hard as he thought it would be. Although, almost all of his hardships seem to be related to one Dean Winchester.
Or, wherein Dean keeps asking Castiel out, and Castiel assumes it’s just a joke.