Cas needs a vacation. Everyone knows it, and his brothers finally manage to wrangle him aboard a two-week cruise in a valiant attempt to get the stick out of his ass. Cas isn’t expecting much, least of all striking up a friendship-or-is-it-more with a certain green-eyed bartender who’s got an affinity for swearing, comic books, and most surprisingly, Cas. There’s just one catch that’s keeping them from sailing off into the sunset together: it’s forbidden for crew to date guests. Period. It’s Romeo and Juliet on the high seas, but gayer. And with less (read: zero) deaths.