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Unexpected plot twists, John Sheppard's hair, and other things that annoy Rodney McKay.
John did not ask to sprain his ankle, to be reassigned to the best quarters in Atlantis, or for Rodney McKay to become his new neighbor. But that’s what happened. Post-series.
None of them like to admit it, but sometimes John's wrong. Usually it's Rodney who has to say so.
It's canon! No, it's an AU! It's – it's a canoe! Oh, hell, just read it! Well basically, Rodney is in a coma and thinks he’s a fashion expert and John goes into his mind to get him out.
In which Rodney is a famous TV chef and John is a lobster fisherman. I am not even kidding.
Canon AU loosely based on the 1945 film in which Spencer Tracy is a scientist working on a secret government project and Katharine Hepburn is the widow who enters into an unusual marriage with him.
Rodney McKay is rich, gorgeous and at the top of his game—except someone just moved the goalposts! Now Rodney realizes he is sorely lacking the one status symbol that everybody seems to have…the perfect family. Rodney needs help, so he hires a relationship coach. Single-dad John Sheppard may be an expert, but not when it comes to his own relationships! And every day he spends with Rodney makes him wish that he could be the one to fill the vacancy in Rodney's life…
Rodney tells Santa what he wants for Christmas. Twenty years later, he finally gets it.
“ - those of you who are just joining us, I’m Dr. Kate Heightmeyer, broadcasting across America from the top of the Sears Tower in Chicago, and tonight we’re talking about wishes and dreams. We’re speaking to Jinto from Seattle, who has a wish for his Uncle John who, he thinks, is in need of a new wife.”