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“Wait," John said, because this had to be a joke, didn't it? "You know Ronon, but you don't know me? What the hell did that thing do to you?”
After John and Rodney drunkenly sleep together, John is horrified, and Rodney is hurt. Their attempts to repair the friendship may be in vain, as both their strategies only seem to make things worse.
Rodney tells Santa what he wants for Christmas. Twenty years later, he finally gets it.
Rodney didn't have a date, neither did John, but that didn't explain why John was acting so strangely around him.
Rodney lets Jeannie think he's secretly dating a certain Colonel in the Stargate Program. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize she meant Sheppard while he meant Carter, and now Sheppard is visiting and he bribes him to not only keep up the ruse with Jeannie but come with him to his high school reunion.
Now that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is gone, Jeannie is mad at Rodney for refusing to admit that he and John Sheppard are in a relationship.
"Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?" Cadman added. "The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com."
On Earth leave, people keep mistaking John and Rodney for a couple. John doesn't really mind, but it seems Rodney's not too happy about it.