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When John finds a ‘burglar’ in his apartment, he has to decide what to do with him.
Unexpected plot twists, John Sheppard's hair, and other things that annoy Rodney McKay.
John did not ask to sprain his ankle, to be reassigned to the best quarters in Atlantis, or for Rodney McKay to become his new neighbor. But that’s what happened. Post-series.
“Wait," John said, because this had to be a joke, didn't it? "You know Ronon, but you don't know me? What the hell did that thing do to you?”
After John and Rodney drunkenly sleep together, John is horrified, and Rodney is hurt. Their attempts to repair the friendship may be in vain, as both their strategies only seem to make things worse.
It's canon! No, it's an AU! It's – it's a canoe! Oh, hell, just read it! Well basically, Rodney is in a coma and thinks he’s a fashion expert and John goes into his mind to get him out.
In which Rodney is a famous TV chef and John is a lobster fisherman. I am not even kidding.