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“He looks more like a dryad than the Lord of the Underworld,” the newcomer remarked, coldly. In which Bilbo inherits the Underworld, Thorin can't get the hand of growing things, and neither of them have a clue what to do.
When Thorin grudgingly decided to visit his sister and her family in the Shire, he expected to find a slow, sleepy town out in the country.
He had not expected that the seemingly peaceful Shire covered a dark secret. And he had certainly not expected to develop feelings for a small, curly-haired man. Nor for the same man to somehow be deeply connected to a series of strange and frightening disappearances.